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Man: (stabs himself and rips heart out)

(Hands woman his heart)

Woman: “You do realize I’m breaking up with you right?

Man: “Well that’s the strange thing, it’s actually yours now, I don’t know why it works this way but I’m never going to be able to get over you. & so from now on every girl that I meet will be meticulously compared to you and unfortunately none of them will be able to measure up to the false memory of what you & I once had”

Woman: “Well maybe I can just keep it for a little while and use it for small things, like if I’ve had a really biddy day and I need someone to talk to  or if I need someone to move something really heavy and then eventually I’ll  give it back to you when we both find someone new?”

Man: “unfortunately it won’t work that way…”

Woman: “Why not?”

Man:  “Well, now that you have my heart I’m pretty much an empty cavity inside. For lack of a better term; heartless.  I will now treat each woman I meet with passive aggressive contentiousness that will ruin relationship after relationship for many years to come…”

LUST – Self-serving love

 
ENVY - Unrequited lust bites, and it leads to envy.


PRIDE - Pride comes before a fall. It’s a super-sized sin. Just ask Lucifer, it got him tossed from heaven.


WRATH - Turn kindness inside out and you get wrath. It’s the quiet ones who are the most dangerous.


SLOTH - Sloth, it brings us down. It stops us.


GLUTTONY - The thing about gluttony is that it’s the ultimate selfish act.


GREED - If pride is the root of all sin, greed is the sun-kissed fruit. Greed feeds on immediate gratification. Right here, right now.

Miguel- Quickie

- The less you give a fuck the happier you’ll be.

- I wish I was A barbie, that bitch has everything.

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- Don’t assume, It will make an ass out of You and Me.

- #StopThatBro

- Once you get feelings involved…Shit gets REAL.

- I promise…Not a single fuck was given.

-You can only fully understand what you’ve done to others, when someone does the same to you.

- It’s my opinion that if people want to cheat they WILL… no matter how long or short the leash is.

- U can’t go hating others who hve done wrng to U. Sometimes we get angry. We must no condem. Let the good lord do his job. U Just pray for them.

- If your clever you’ll have the last word. If your even cleverer you’ll know not to use it.

- #FakeFlyHoes Think they’re better than averyone else just because their parents have a lot of money, they’re not your accomplishments BITCH.

- ‘Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.

- When I start to miss you I think of all the reasons why I ditched you.

….. (To be continued)